Como ya les había dicho me encanta reir y es una buena terapia… Este es un regalito para que el inicio de esta nueva semana sea divertido y positivo como todas las cosas que cada uno de ustedes tienen que hacer.
Estos chistes me llegan a mi correo electrónico y aunque no tienen autor a quien yo le dé el crédito igual los publico con el fin de contagiarlos con alegría y mucho humor… Disfruten!
Hoy me levanté, me miré al espejo en ropa interior y descubrí que tengo un
cuerpo: ” SENSUALMENTE PORNO y ESPECTACULARMENTE PORNO y hallé la razón ……………
PORNO hacer ejercicio , PORNO cuidarme en las comida , PORNO dejar de comer chocolates ……
PORNO hacer dieta…… jajajajajajajaja…..
La señora está terminando una sesión con el psicólogo.
Éste le dice:
“La semana que viene trabajaremos con el inconsciente”.
Ella responde:
“No creo que mi marido quiera venir”.
Maestra: Pepito, ¿cómo se llama el compuesto químico para evitar el embarazo?
Pepito: Nitrato de meterlo
Un hombre de unos 65 años le pregunta al entrenador en el gimnasio:
-¿Qué máquina debo usar para impresionar a una chica de 30?
El entrenador lo mira y dice…
-Le recomiendo el cajero automático….
-Dr. no puedo controlar el deseo de hacer el amor…
Es que usted es NINFOMANA.
-Dr., anótemelo en un papelito porque en el barrio me dicen puta!!! ja,ja,ja…
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